Instead of Pilgrim they keep calling me "dumpling."  What is that about?  I may have put on a little weight but like one of my moms likes to say, I'm just a bit husky.  I can't help it.  Ice cream is my favorite food group (besides bread)-only Dairy Queen vanilla and Cold Stone mint for me though.  I want to tell you about all the new delicacies I've sampled!  More on that to come.

I don't look like this...do I?

Or worse...THIS?