I don't understand why my family doesn't take me everywhere in that silver contraption that I like to surf out of. Aren't trips always more fun with me around? Umm...duh!

Instead of Pilgrim they keep calling me "dumpling."  What is that about?  I may have put on a little weight but like one of my moms likes to say, I'm just a bit husky.  I can't help it.  Ice cream is my favorite food group (besides bread)-only Dairy Queen vanilla and Cold Stone mint for me though.  I want to tell you about all the new delicacies I've sampled!  More on that to come.

I don't look like this...do I?

Or worse...THIS?

I keep hearing my family sing this song over and over.  I know not who it is about.

I think it goes a little something like this...

"I'm a little Poshie short and stout
Here is my paw and here is my snout
When I get all worked up hear me shout,
'Let's go for a ride, take me out!'"