The Bath Debacle

I smell fine...nooo

Water you are my enemy

What did I do to deserve this?

Oh hell no

New Adventures and New Things

Sorry I've been away for awhile.  I've been on some new adventures, including riding in a cart as you saw.  I've also tried some new delicacies.  I believe the first one was called a grape, and I popped it back out of my mouth because it was slimy.  I didn't like the cucumber so much either and made a face when my family tried to get me to eat another bite of it.  I did like the sweet tangerine and love the crunchy apples!  Now they are trying to substitute the apples for my scrumptious snacks, though, and I don't like that.

I've heard my family singing a song lately and now it's stuck in my head.  I know not who it is about but I think this is how it goes:

"I'm a little Poshie short and stout
Here is my paw and here is my snout
When I get all worked up hear me shout
Let's go for a ride take me out!"

Uh-oh, I see that look in their eyes again.  They call it a "bath" but I call it the worst thing I have to endure every week.  Better go now and try to stay out of sight.

What is this contraption??  Why can't I run free and roll around on all the pillows in the store?

I could get used to this.  Hmmm...methinks you guys should get me that miniature, comfy chaise longue made just for doggies like me.

One of my many talents...swimming in the grass!  I may not like water (who am I kidding, I detest it) but I do love grass.  It is quite delicious as well.  My family tells me to stop eating it but they've never tried it, how would they know?  It is tres gourmet and organic.