I don't understand why my family doesn't take me everywhere in that silver contraption that I like to surf out of. Aren't trips always more fun with me around? Umm...duh!

Instead of Pilgrim they keep calling me "dumpling."  What is that about?  I may have put on a little weight but like one of my moms likes to say, I'm just a bit husky.  I can't help it.  Ice cream is my favorite food group (besides bread)-only Dairy Queen vanilla and Cold Stone mint for me though.  I want to tell you about all the new delicacies I've sampled!  More on that to come.

I don't look like this...do I?

Or worse...THIS?

I keep hearing my family sing this song over and over.  I know not who it is about.

I think it goes a little something like this...

"I'm a little Poshie short and stout
Here is my paw and here is my snout
When I get all worked up hear me shout,
'Let's go for a ride, take me out!'"

The Bath Debacle

I smell fine...nooo

Water you are my enemy

What did I do to deserve this?

Oh hell no

New Adventures and New Things

Sorry I've been away for awhile.  I've been on some new adventures, including riding in a cart as you saw.  I've also tried some new delicacies.  I believe the first one was called a grape, and I popped it back out of my mouth because it was slimy.  I didn't like the cucumber so much either and made a face when my family tried to get me to eat another bite of it.  I did like the sweet tangerine and love the crunchy apples!  Now they are trying to substitute the apples for my scrumptious snacks, though, and I don't like that.

I've heard my family singing a song lately and now it's stuck in my head.  I know not who it is about but I think this is how it goes:

"I'm a little Poshie short and stout
Here is my paw and here is my snout
When I get all worked up hear me shout
Let's go for a ride take me out!"

Uh-oh, I see that look in their eyes again.  They call it a "bath" but I call it the worst thing I have to endure every week.  Better go now and try to stay out of sight.

What is this contraption??  Why can't I run free and roll around on all the pillows in the store?

I could get used to this.  Hmmm...methinks you guys should get me that miniature, comfy chaise longue made just for doggies like me.

One of my many talents...swimming in the grass!  I may not like water (who am I kidding, I detest it) but I do love grass.  It is quite delicious as well.  My family tells me to stop eating it but they've never tried it, how would they know?  It is tres gourmet and organic.